Why Is There Rich and Poor, Good and Bad? Is the Universe Just Messy or WHAT?!

Alright, gather 'round, besties, because today we’re diving into the cosmic tea—the age-old question:

Why is there rich and poor, bad and good? Is this just how the universe works, or did someone up there press “shuffle” and call it a day?

Now picture this: You're born into the world, fresh out the womb, and BAM—some people are sipping champagne on a yacht named “Tax Evasion”, while others are just trying to afford the extra guac at Chipotle. Like, hello?? Universe?? You okay, babe??

Let’s be honest—sometimes life feels like a reality show where the rich keep getting richer, the poor keep getting WiFi cut off mid-Netflix, and karma is somewhere on an unpaid vacation in Ibiza.

You ever stub your toe and then drop your phone, and then your bank account says, “Why are we crying?” That’s the universe, sweetie. She’s a messy queen.

But here’s the thing. The universe? She loves balance. Like a Libra who’s just a little too into crystals. So if there’s good, there has to be bad. If there’s Beyoncé, there has to be… someone trying to sing Beyoncé at karaoke night.

If there’s people who clean their house for fun, there’s also people who treat laundry like it’s a seasonal hobby. It’s yin and yang, baby.

As for rich and poor? Listen, not everyone’s meant to be a billionaire. If we all had yachts, who would pretend to enjoy rowing in the Olympics? If everyone drove a Lambo, who would fix the potholes? (Trick question—still no one.)

Truth is, life’s chaos is weirdly poetic. Like why does toothpaste NEVER stay on the brush? Why do socks vanish into the void every laundry day? Why are the bad guys in movies always British? Accent privilege??

So yes, the universe is a little unhinged. But maybe, just maybe, that’s the point. The good makes us grateful. The bad gives us stories. The rich? Well, they keep capitalism alive, for better or worse. And the poor? We have memes. And inner peace. (And overdraft fees.)

So if you’re out here wondering if this is how it’s supposed to be—maybe it is. Or maybe the universe is just vibing with chaotic neutral energy and we’re all just background characters in her TikTok.

Either way, keep laughing, keep questioning, and never trust a star sign post that says you’re "due for money." The universe has jokes too.