Oh, the world today! Honestly, it's like everyone woke up, had a big cup of "I-only-care-about-me" coffee, and decided to double down on their selfishness. Greed is basically the new hobby—like knitting but for your soul's decline. I’m starting to think the world’s motto is, “What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours… well, that’s negotiable, but probably mine too.”
Sometimes it feels like I'm living in one of those dystopian movies, except instead of cool futuristic technology, we’re stuck with people elbowing each other out of the way for the last croissant at the bakery. And don’t even get me started on the economy! Half the population is pretending to know what NFTs are, while the other half is desperately googling, “How to live off of ramen and good intentions."
And politicians? Oh, they're busy playing Monopoly with the actual world! "Let me just buy up everything that matters and then pass Go to collect your hopes and dreams!" You can just picture them sitting around, sipping their overpriced drinks, laughing like, “Let them eat cake… oh wait, they can't afford cake!”
Honestly, sometimes I think the only truly pure beings left are dogs and babies. The rest of us? We’re out here fighting for the title of "Most Self-Interested Creature 2024." It’s a race to the bottom, but don’t worry—it’s first class all the way down!
But, hey, at least we’ve still got memes, right? When society is burning, at least we can laugh while roasting marshmallows on the flames of human decency.
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