Alright, let’s talk about this phase of life where you’re young, wild, free, and curious—a combo that’s basically the human version of a cat knocking things off a counter just to see what happens. It’s a vibe, and I respect it. But listen, just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. Curiosity is cute until it leads to you asking, “Why is my life suddenly a reality TV drama?”
Let’s be real. Being curious is great! It’s how you discover cool things—like your favorite hobby or that one weird sandwich combo that slaps (peanut butter and pickles, anyone?). But it’s also how you end up in situations like, “So, I decided to bleach my hair at 2 a.m. because... YOLO,” and now you’re walking around looking like a crunchy noodle.
Here’s the thing: trying stuff is part of life, but you’ve got to have a post-try evaluation plan. For example: Say you decide to hang out with that friend who always starts their sentences with, “You know what would be fun?” You go out, things get wild, and next thing you know, you’re eating questionable street food at 4 a.m., trying to remember why you’re wearing mismatched shoes. Fun? Sure. Worth it? Hmm… maybe not if your stomach sends you a resignation letter the next day.
Or let’s say someone offers you a cigarette, and you’re like, “Eh, one won’t hurt.” Fast forward, and suddenly you’re that person who’s coughing like a 1940s detective.
The key here, my fellow adventurers, is to pause after every new experience and ask yourself: “Was this a life-affirming moment, or did I just audition for a disaster movie?” If it’s good for you, great—keep it. If it’s not? Toss it out like that one avocado you kept too long (we’ve all been there).
Life is a buffet, and you’ve got the freedom to taste-test—but for the love of all things holy, don’t keep piling bad decisions onto your plate just because you’re curious. Remember: glitter looks pretty, but if you spill it everywhere, you’ll be finding it in your life for YEARS. So, try the glitter—but know when to put the jar down.
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